He was only the Chef's Son, but his entree lines were hard to swallow.

He was only the Baker's Son, but he could never rise to the occasion.

He was only the Roadie's son, but very good at the back-stage pass-out.

She was only the Nun's Daughter, but the bishops would have nun of her!

She was only the Ballplayer's Daughter, but she'd never make it past first base.

He was only the Astronaut's Son, but when he'd blast off it sent her into orbit!

Geez, and it's Sunday mornin too ...