Visualise, late night, (11.30 ish) sofa , living room in an old house, couple ( Moi and daughter of the House) in an extremely Delectably flagrant position on said sofa, imposible to conceal the state of activities (which were at the beyond control stage) , door opens, enter young ladies father.......(pause for dramatic music)
father mutters,"Ooops Sorry", retreats, removing door key, He then LOCKED the door and PUSHED the key back under it!!!!!
I wish I had been half as comoposed as he was!!!!