Your 27 Jan 03 - 09:46 PM post, Nicole, made me grin a little (I'm a bit ashamed for finding humor in this because it really shouldn't be funny), because it reminds me of something I saw in a movie once.

There was a family with a very old and feeble servant. They were having tea. The very old servant carried in the tea, all bent over and walking very, very slowly. It looked like she was going to drop the tea at any moment. Then she let out a really big fart.

The father said, "Whenever Mrs. (can't remember her name) breaks wind, we beat the dog."