Jesus went down to his local Jobcentre to look for work. The first 4 times he went dowm there was nothing available.
On his fifth visit the clek said he had just the right job for him,a vacancy for a carpenter had arose in the Jerusalem area.The pay was good too,£600 per day.To the clerks amazement JC shook his head and asked what was wrong with the job.

Jesus said "It's in Jerusalem,the last time I was there they hammered me with tax".