Hoo Boy! A letter from Mr. Payton! Now sir, us Canajun Reg. boys got a whole lotta respect for you cause that commie-canuck Fielding said that you ARE a mountain man! Tho, I gotta say, I ain't never heard of no "Sharon" mountain. Sounds kinda "sissy like" if you know what I mean, eh? Maybe he got it wrong, and it's really "Sherman" mountain, you know, named after that General who rote the song while he was marchin' through George Washington who fathered his country. Fielding says you wear huntin' clothes what you ordered through them "Deer Blaster" magazines, and you even got a "pocket pisser" for them long waits in the S.U.V.
We are impressed with yer knowledge of Canajun wildlife, but the truth is "Porky Blowin" didn't catch on here in Elk's Crotch Ontario. It's illegal you know, and when those damned Mounties would see anyone with 327 porcupine quills 'round the mouth area....well it was a dead giveaway, no matter how convincing your excuse was!

Mr Catspaw. Please accept our humble appoplexies. You don't look a bit like that John Denver without a haircut. After careful consideration (and 32 beers) Reg, Reg and me have decided you look more like Willie Nelson.(with short hair and readin' glasses - which all us mountain guys eventually need due to the shortage of actual women in our parts!)

Respectably
Reg, Reg, and Reg.