Deisel, I did a French version of that, but on purpose, to prevent anyone thinking I necesarily meant whatever I said.

After a few weeks in France I felt I was losing my english, and people kept saying that was pretty good. No. It was the only language I knew. I can see what they meant though, if they supposed I could speak French.

   Merritt, so it's a contest who is the most challenged? I don't get it--how were you supposed to know you weren't permitted to have sex with that particular bus?

Hm, this, that, I'm flipping through my files, no, used these on another thread... bring out the big guns? nah--the first time I was in bed with a woman? I think not. Um, getting my wife's name wrong when I introduced her to my dad? no, I guess everybody does that. Here:

I have no religious background and was raised as a science experiment. Once I worked in an art gallery and said to someone Excuse me, you've got some stuff on your brow there. He said It's Ash Wednesday. I said Oh, yeah. I saw that on the calendar, right. Pause. Anyway, you've got this smudge or something here, on your face.