As much as I'd like to believe it, the IQ thing is a rather old hoax

see

http://www.snopes2.com/inboxer/hoaxes/presiq.htm

The truth is (probably) that he's no dummy

see

http://www.sctimes.com/Election/bush011401.htm

(sorry I messed up the clickys...apparently I am, in fact, a dummy)

His words and actions do prove that he's a smug, arrogant, smirky, self-entitled, sneaky, hypocritical puppet worked by some very scary special interests.

Now let me tell you how I really feel.....