To be sung to the tune of" If you're happy and you know it"....

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq
So to hell with the inspections,
Lets look tough for the elections
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq
If your mood is quite defected, bomb Iraq
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq

Just thought I'd share that one with you all!

Maxine