Maybe Jesus was irish:
He never got married
Never had a steady job
His last wish was a drink

Or maybe he was puertorrican:
He was called Jesus
Had problems with the law
His mother didn't know who his father was

Maybe he was italian:
He talked using his hands all the time
Drank wine with every meal
Worked in construction

Or was he californian?
Never cut his hair
Was always barefoot
Invented a religion...

Cheers,
Taunus