Yeah, and a few weeks back the "New of the World" reported that Saddam Hussein has a submarine in Lake Michigan! Worse, I've discovered that other "Owl Worshippers" in that California Grove include such idolators as Mark Twain (who was so secret he didn't even write under his real name), Bret Harte, Jack London, and Ambrose Bierce (who wrote, it should be noted, a work called "The *Devil's* Dictionary".

They're everywhere! Who knows what "Kiwanis" means? Why do they worship "The Moose"? What REALLY goes on in those "Knights of Columbus" Halls? And let's not forget the "International Order of Odd Fellows" -- why, they even come right out and say What They Are in their name!

Sung to the tune of "Officer Krupky" from "West Side Story":

Dear kindly Joe McCarthy,
Ya gotta understand
It's our associations
That gets us out of hand!
Our fathers all were frat boys,
Our mothers Eastern Star....