Sandra, I love this line: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here!" Gotta make that 'un into a whole song.

Other really bad c/w song real song titles:

"I'm Having Day Dreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon"

"It Just Dawned On Me What Sundown Does To You" (Loretta Lynn)

And one I really LIKE:

"Thank God And Greyhound, You're Gone!"

Genie