WARNING!!! THIS POST CONTAINS AN OFF-COLOR SEXIST JOKE THAT HAS BEEN SHOWN, IN LABORATORY TESTS, TO BE TOTALLY TASTELESS AND OFFENSIVE. READ FURTHER AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

Nobody's mentioned Newport cigarettes. I was once told by a Newport smoker that it stands for "Never Eat Warty Pussy Or Rotten Titties".

If you read it and got offended it's your own damned fault!

Bruce