You're quite right that nobody wants to go to Windsor. I avoid the place like I would avoid a severe case of hemmerhoids, but it's still heaven compared to Detroit. I think that your chances of extraterrestrial visitations in Windsor are fairly limited (because they're more clued-in than most Earthlings), so it sounds to me like Clinton has made the right move. Besides, they're too busy keeping an eye on the idiots who are deploying nuclear weapons here and there to be bothered much about Windsor.

- LH