Damn you Spaw! Have you no class at all? I was just WAITING for someone to come in here and trivialize this.....I should have known it was going to be you!

Michael (by his own admission) has had a mere TWO SURGERIES (far fewer than YOU'VE had) and they were simply to help him breathe better. Try it yourself: #1: Twist off nose. #2. Take deeeep breath.

There, now wasn't that relaxing?

Ricky (also very immature, who sleeps with 8 and 9 year old cats....and Heather)