If you think that quotes are strong enough to hold him, I'm personally all for it. A straitjacket might be better but quotes may work..........Actually the most effective thing is when he gets himself all bound up. No, not constipated....although I'd say he does have periods of brain constipation which alternate with bouts cranial diarrhea. Believe me, these lobotomal trots can be fierce and have filled a shitload of bandwidth, so to speak. No, I am talking of those occasions when he has found himself tied up in a phlegm bag of self. Sad it doesn't happen more often............

Go on and try the quotes, but pray for another phlegm bag of self soon!

Spaw