When JC arrived at the pearly gates, the gatekeeper asked him what he had in mind now.
'I'm going to search for my father' he said.
No sooner had he taken a step in to heaven than he saw in the distance an old man with a long white robe and a long grey beard, who seemed to be searching.
'What are you searching for old man?' he asks.
'My son' replies the old boy.
'What does he look like?' asks JC with mounting excitement.
'Well, he's got holes in his hands and feet....'
JC flings his arms around the man, weeping, and crying 'Father, father....!'
'Pinocchio....?' says the old man.