PERFECT PITCH is getting the banjo in the skip right on top of the Bodhran at fifty paces

ABSOLUTE PITCH is getting the banjo and the banjo player in the skip on top of the bodhran at fifty paces

RELATIVE PITCH is getting the banjo,the banjo player and his brother in the skip on top of the bodhran at fifty paces

This is of course from a Banjo player. If you play the banjo you have
to kmow the punchlines to ALL the banjo jokes in simple self defence.