Try these too! :-)

Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
    To get away from the noise.

What's the difference between an Appalachian dulcimer and a hammered dulcimer?
    A hammered dulcimer burns hotter; an Appalachian dulcimer burns longer.

How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
    Three. One to change the bulb and two to sing about the old one.

What happens if you play blues music backwards?
    Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.

What does it say on a blues singer's tombstone?
    ``I didn't wake up this morning...''

``Hey, buddy, how late do the filkers play?''
    ``Oh, about half a beat behind...''

How many sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
    One, two, three, one, two, three...

Two musicians are driving down a road. All of a sudden they notice the Grim Reaper in the back seat. Death informs them that they had an accident and they both died. But, before he must take them off into eternity, he grants each musician with one last request to remind them of their past life on earth. The first musician says he was a Country & Western musician and would like to hear eight choruses of Achy-Breaky Heart as a last hoorah! The second musician says ``I was a jazz musician...kill me now!''