Jesus Will Save Me

A priest was trapped on a deserted island that was sinking into the
sea. As the water lapped around his feet, a motor boat suddenly
approached the island.

"Come on, father, get in!" said the boatman.

"No," said the priest on the island, "I have faith in Jesus. He
will save me!"

The boat went off and the water continued to rise. When it was up
to the priest's chest, another boat appeared.

"Get in the boat, or you're going to drown!" said the boatman.
Again, the priest said, "No, I have faith in Jesus. He will save
me!"

The boat went off and the water continued to rise. When it was up
to the priest's chin, a third boat appeared.

"Get in, this is your last chance!"

"No, Jesus will save me!"

So the boat went off, the water continued to rise and the priest
drowned. He went up to heaven and was greeted by Jesus.

"Hey, Jesus," he said, "I trusted in you all my life and you let me
drown! I don't believe it!"

"YOU don't believe it?" Jesus said, "I sent three boats to save
you! THREE!!"
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Pssssst - maybe there's a bit of truth in there as to HOW Jesus saves!

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