The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #56548   Message #886566
Posted By: Cluin
10-Feb-03 - 03:03 AM
Thread Name: Musical Howlers
Subject: RE: Musical Howlers
Why do bagpipers have at least one more I.Q. point than horses?

So they don't shit during parades.


Why do they wear kilts?

In case they do.


;)