I broke my leg in a motorcycle accident (double compound fracture). I came to as they wheeled me out of the OR, and my first sensation was one of intense heat (I guess they put on the cast bandages boiling hot). I inquired: "Why is it so f@#&ing hot??"
...and several nuns turned to me and said "Shh... we don't allow that sort of language here!"
That's when I figured out I'd been taken to a Catholic hospital.
Mary, hang tough. Good thoughts coming at ya from NorCal!