1. I will stop trying to get my (intelligent) folk friends to visit the Cat.

2. I will stop telling people (who could care less) how brilliant and scatalogical Catspaw is.
3. I will stop reminding myself just how stoopid I am everytime I read a Peter T. posting. (after all, I can still at least play bass runs better than him)
4. I will stop worrying that everytime I even CONSIDER using profanity, somehow my late mother (or Joe Offer)will find out.
5. Now that I know the correct pronunciation of "slainte", I will stop pronouncing it "slainte"!
6. I will stop this right now and see what other threads are out there.