Out West we sing "In the Corps" as "On the Farm (the Leland Stanford Junior Farm)":
It's beer, beer, beer that makes you wanna cheer...
It's whisky, whisky, whisky, that makes you feel so frisky...
It's gin, gin, gin that makes you wanna sin...
It's wine, wine, wine that makes you feel so fine...
It's ice cold duck that makes you wanna...
And there's "The Inebriate and the Pig," or is that Irish? __seed