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"Your version of 'Neverland' might make a good thread subject.

Not the adult stuff - we've probably all heard enough of other people's sexual fantasies to the point where they're boring. I'm thinking about the childlike indulgences.

Rick would probably do the Indiana 'Mojo' Jones and the Search for the Holy Grail of Guitars thing: build a nice castle (with no wallpaper) with rooms like "The Really Good Japanese Knock-Off Room," "Magnificent Marvelous Martins," "Gibsons That Don't Suck," "Perfectly Playable Plastic Things," and who knows what else.

Me, I'd buy a house over a giant pit. It would have trap-door floors to make cleaning easier.