Nothing you put down moves, however long you leave it.

Deciding to go to bed at 1.00pm is not seen as an indication you hate someone (nor as an unwanted advance).

If you want to eat quantities of garlic/ baked beans/ chocolate cake/ marmite (delete as appropriate) nobody is going to argue.

You can argue with the idiots on the radio without getting locked up.

That bed that was just perfect before you got out of it can stay that way, all year if you are slob enough.

No fighting about how warm is comfortable.