Your'e right Banjer.... We are posted at the post office, FBI's Most Unwanted List. But being a subscriber to Sing Out magazine for all these years, I'm sure my name shows up in the FBI Files as suspicious, subversive, dangerous and armed with a guitar and bad songs.
If you use "Banjer" for a name, they think you might be Pete Seeger and yes , your'e a suspect of sorts.
Mj