This came to mind.. maybe something better later...

tune: The Letter

Gimme a vial, 'cause I need it now
Got to get sperm to my baby once more
Jail cell nights are cold
But this move is bold
Gotta get some sperm to my baby
Gotta get my sperm to my baby

Allenwood prison is not my style
Haven't seen my baby in quite awhile
I want to carry on, a baby to be born
Gotta get some sperm for my baby
Gotta get my sperm to my baby

I don't care how much money I gotta spend
Got to get sperm to my baby again
Her lonely days will fade, when I baby we have made
Gotta get some sperm for my baby
Gotta get my sperm for my baby

The guard got caught now he's doin' time
And I'm stuck here gotta tow the line
That vial's been destoroyed, with all my hopes and joys
My baby is waitin' alone now
My baby is waitin' alone now