We need a thread about old Vaudeville and Burlesque jokes and routines.......

Traveling salesman comes into a town feeling really bad and realizes he's lost his voice. He has an important call to make in the morning so he seeks out the home and office of the local doctor. He goes up and knocks on the door and a beautiful woman dressed in a negligee answers. He hoarsely whispers, "Is the doctor home?" She leans forward and with a smile whispers back, "No....Come on in."

Spaw