Dear Clueless Clyde,

Regretfully, Dr. Guitar has been out of his office for some time. In his absence, several of his colleagues, including myself, have been endeavoring to fill in in his stead. Since your situation seems to be a common ailment from which many guitarists suffer, I thought I would give it immediate attention.

Here is a brief list of things that can be done with unused augmented chords:

1) Donate them to Mudcat Auction
2) Sell them on Ebay
3) Exchange them for a couple of sets of guitar strings
4) Exchange them for an Fmaj7 fingered 132211
5) Send them to Pat Donahue and see if he'll play them on "Prairie Home Companion"

If any of my colleagues have further suggestions, they would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

Dr. OM Dreadnought