She unpeeled his eyes from her bossom. Then she heaved. The young man got his eyes back in his head, and said, "I'm here to squeeze."

Sherry's eyes opened wide in fear, "OHMYGOD! It's an ACCORDIONST! The one thing worse that an unexploded Scotsman!"

"Yes, the name is...Bill Bellows", intruduced the young man. "I'm here to FREE the REEDS"

The possom thought, "Oh Crap, not again."