The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #57016   Message #894832
Posted By: GUEST,The Dreaded Guest
20-Feb-03 - 10:30 PM
Thread Name: BS: Federal Job Opportunities
Subject: BS: Federal Job Opportunities
Our 4.9 million dedicated employees are currently toiling away in order to provide you with competitively-priced items proudly marked 'Made in America'. We can keep costs down by paying our employees what we consider to be a generous wage...thirty cents per hour. They accept this wage because it's either that or shoot rubberbands at rats in their cells all day long. The keen interest in prison jobs has prompted an encouraging building spree, and four new 5,000 bed 'factories' are being built in America each week. And liberal new employment guidelines are being passed by congress which should allow us to offer even MORE Americans that desired for 'job security' in the very near future. So browse through our store and see if anything strikes your fancy. Made in America BY Americans.

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