I'm th' ane whae's NAE in a kilt, an' NAE playin' th' fiddle...in ither wairds, I'm th' shorter o' th' twa, standin' there beltin' oot bawdy lyrics in Braid Scots (what ither language IS there?) tae th' instrument's accompaniment.

By th' way, Matt, ye are a braw laddie yersel', if I micht be sae bold as tae say sae! Grand tae see Catspaw an' kith an' kin as weel... glad tae ken th' hale lot o' ye!

--Cuilionn