As a member in good standing of the McNab'em Border Collie League aka MBCL, I'd like to lodge a complaint about the maligning of our character concerning the emasculation of certain shrubs. While it is true that in extreme circumstances one of our supra-intelligent breed may act above and beyond duty, we do draw the line at such ignominous and distasteful deeds. Our policy is "let them eat dick!"

In Solidarity with MBCL's everywhere,

Merlee TBC