The notion of a woman's butt signifying lesbian-ness made me laugh but then I suddenly remembered what a friend of mine told me. She drives a tour bus and one day she had a full passenger load of lesbians that had come into town on a cruise ship.

As they were going down the road, my friend announced into the microphone that she was one of 'them'. They laughed and cheered, and then one said, We already knew- you have a cute butt.

hmmmmmm?