I find this one deliteful!
You were AWOL from the service... now you make the whole world nervous

And this;
If you want to be a hero… and your IQ's nearly zero

Ain't this remarkable? I heard an excellent version of this on the super popular corporate owned Seattle grunge radio station durring peak hours yesterday (on Sunday) it had a verse like... "...and they tried to kill your dad" It was done in Exagerated 'folk' style, and I laughed so hard!