You sad bastards!! I dont know who to feel the most sorry? for the sock sporting chinese seaboot wearers or the sans sock same.We are on the brink of a world catastrophe,famine in the etheopia,cliff richard adding another wrinkle to his haggerd, raggerd, smug features, and all you sad, beige, ewan mcoll lovi'n motha's can bleat about this shit.

I am burning my clogs,hammered dulcimer, belt and pint mug and all my spinners albums in protest.