Geez. You folks are saying I'M the paranoid here?

The CIA KNOWS what you're thinking, Troll. NOTHING! You're not thinking about ANYTHING, and that's the way they WANT it. OK? If you think I'm an agent, then rest assured my report will be negative on Troll's mental activity. He/she has been completely duped by the govt brainwashing campaign and is no threat to anything but a cheeseburger.