Gum tree, no gum would it give,
It's laying Chiclets (American chewing gum for you non-Yanks) in cardboard boxes.

Vampire, no cape did he have,
He's got his capon...

Backhoe, no holes would it dig,
It's eggscavating...

Some construction workers no walls would the build,
They're laying bricks now...

Gas pump, no gaas would it give,
It's laying Eggson in Shell containers...

An elephant, no tusks would it grow.
It's laying pool-balls of solid ivory..

A gay rooster who was awfully gay,
He's laying hens now...

Seamus