It appears that your local township falls under the governmental control of the Chineese. (It was simply how things got divided up by the Tri-Lateral-Commission when they installed the new-world-order over the weekend.)

Don't fret....use http://www.dogpile.com....it uses mutiple search engines, including google, and therefore returns a more useful product.

Have fun!

Sincerely,
Gargoyle