OK, OK, this is the Official Dreaded Guest Mudcat Conspiracy Theory Thread. I know how important these theories are to you. Dreaded Guest, post away - but please keep it all in this thread.
I suppose NPR now has a fleet of black helicopters, and broadcasts subliminal messages???
I did intelligence work once upon a time, too. Maybe Mudcat is a front organization, used by the CIA to collect information on subversive Guests, eh?
-Joe Offer-