I was listening to NPR earlier today, and I sneezed....I think NPR (oops, I mean the CIA) is spraying me with Sarin thru my speakers...and broadcasting sub-sonic white noise to transmogrify my cerebreal cortex, too! I know for sure that whenever they run "All Things Considered", they barely consider 0.18336% of 'things'...I tell you, soon it will be old re-runs of Nixon's speeches, 'cause the guy that used to carry the tapes back & forth from Nixon's office was at the birthday party for John Dean's laywer, and HE has ties to the Bilderbergers, for sure!

And the pinholes in my copper pipes sure weren't there before NPR switched from Derek McGinty to Kojo Namde!

Hey Dratted dreaded Guest...why don't YOU run for President...everyone else is...I'd LOVE to see Dan Rather moderate a big debate where you toss all these theories out!