Uh, Lep. That's a "gotcha" isn't it? :>)
Nothing is more convincing to me of the gender gap here on the Mudcat as this thread. I haven't the foggiest idea what a bong or a Zig or Zag or whatever is. I do know what a tampon is, though, and I don't think I'd ever want to smoke one. Particularly a used one.
DougR