"Ah, yes, Identikit, that is where you piece together the face of the criminal."

"No, I wish we could, I wish we could, no, we use Identikit to piece together a likeness of the face of the criminal. Of course, if we had the actual face of the criminal, the rest of the criminal parts are not hard to find."

"So using Identikit..."

"So using Identikit, we have been able to piece together a remarkable likeness of the Archbishop of Canterbury."

"So His Grace is your number one suspect?"

"Well, let's just say he is the person we are currently beating the living daylights out of down at the Yard."

"And he is still your number one suspect?"

"No, I'm sorry to say His Grace no longer resembles his portrait....."



yours, Peter T.