I've been holding off on this ...but since our visitor JES has not checked back in....I know that I am among "family" and they will appreciate the humor.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

ART.........

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on you front porch?

MATT.............

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in your pool?

BOB..................

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the bottom of your pool?

DWAIN.....................

What do you call a woman with no arms and one short leg??????

ILENE

What do you call a Japanese woman with no arms and one short leg??????

IRENE

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Cripes - I just love non-returning-guests as straight-"men"