Aw, Catspaw, I knew you'd catch me on that line. I thought of changing it, but I couldn't. I got a kick out of your response, even though I knew it was coming.

But don't you understand this stuff I type? I try really hard to make it understandable. What I really want to do is get people to pay my airfare to travel to exotic places to set up the database for them, but I haven't found anybody yet who's interested.

-Joe Offer-