Not to worry, Lepster... This is Wes Ginny. We ain't got no cops here. No crime either. Figgure that one out... Like which came first the crook or the cop?

Anyway, we ain't got 'em in this holler. Well, okay, there was one time when Ricky Penwell, with one leg in cast and supposedlu arrested in the back of a state police car riding close by, somehow overpowered the sate boy, stole his car and, to make things worser, the officer's dog and left the officer on the side of the road. Then Ricky headed back in this holler.

Boy, we had cops that day. No one got out of the holler without having their trunks checked fir a guy with a cast on one leg and a police dog. But they didn't catch him. Nope, that old boy drove the old logging road up on the ridge past the Peace Meditation Center and thru three or four streams and came out down around Mt.Weather, where Ollie North lives.

But those were the last cops 'round here.

Ahhhh, you are probably wonderin' why we ain't got no crime? Well, Dreaded Guest knows.

We all got guns! No one messes with no one! Hmmmmmm?

Bobert

p.s., Lepper. Gets me all choked up to think you'd be pissed if I got busted! Sniff, sniff.... sniff.......