I was never really too gung-ho on Superheroes. My favorite was always Batman. He was a normal guy (well . . . normal millionaire) with a fierce sense of justice who trained himself in gymnastics and the martial arts and adopted a dark costume with a spooky persona that allowed him to lurk unseen in the shadows and catch bad buys in the act.   

SonOfABush is not a Superhero, he is a Subhero. Endowed at birth with the brain of a chinchilla, he is totally powerless. Like Howdy Doody, he could not move at all without Wolfowitz. Rumsfeld, or Perle manipulating his strings. Or like King Friday, with Wolfowitz's, Rumsfeld's, or Perle's hand up his bum.

. . . really belongs in a comic book. . . .

Don Firth