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Thread #57699   Message #909113
Posted By: Amos
13-Mar-03 - 11:32 AM
Thread Name: BS: New element discovered
Subject: RE: BS: New element discovered
Governmentium is also unusual in that only two forces seem to be at play in its structure -- the "weak force" and gravity.

Strange quarks and charm are both antipathetic to governmentium; however, governmentium's excessive density means that when those particles come within weak-force fields of governmentium the strange quarks and charm particles are sucked in and converted into morons.

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