A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy next to him says, "Before you start, you should know something. I'm a black belt, and just happen to be an Ohio State alumni. The guy sitting next to me, the two-hundred pounder, is from OSU. The fella next to him just happens to be an OSU alumni. Better be funny. You sure you want to tell it?"

The guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."