In NEBR our menu was Oh So much more refined..

Great big globs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts,
mutilated monkey meat,
contaminated camel crap,
all rolled together at a dollar 98 a plate
at joe's bar and grill


and then there was the ever popular:
Granny's in the cellar,
Lordy Lordy,can't you smell her,
bakin' biscuits on her darned old dirty stove
(dirty stove)
in her eye there is some matter
that keeps drippin' in the batter
and she whistles as a (snif) runs down her nose
(down her nose), down her nose, (down her nose)
down her nose, (down her nose)
and she whistles as a (snif) runs down her nose